who didn't smoke pot?
All right. I admit it. I experimented with marijuana from time to time in the past.
"Why?" you ask, "Why, Larry, did you never tell us about this before?"
Because the results of my experiments were inconclusive...
The Lancet turned me down flat. The New England Journal of Medicine scoffed at my slipshod approach. Georgia Strait snubbed me. And High Times said, "Get a life, Larry..."
"Guess I showed em all..." (says Larry bravely as he gazes through the bars of his tiny, yet poorly-padded, cell in Z Range at the Yoni School.)