New Heart Device Installed in Cheney

The New York Times is reporting on Dick Cheney's new device. Here are my quick thoughts on this development:

Cheney's heart is not that smart,
They've had to install another part.
For him, compash is out of fash.
God forbid he could be so rash.
We have a notion the part the president's kissing
is not the part that Cheney's missing.

(With apologies to the Cowardly Lion...)